The Kingdom of Manchester fc is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Francis with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.802 billion Manchester fcians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The thriving Manchester fcian economy, worth 143 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,399 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, people caught mistreating Manchester fc's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Manchester fc's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is CHRISTIANITY.

Manchester fc is ranked 151,208^th in the world and 60^th in Enowiden for Safest, scoring 57.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.